Sunday, December 12, 2010

17 nov 2010

fuhh!!pnat gler ak..sbb bru abes bina tulang..
igat an sng nk jdik cm atlet bna bdn ue..susa gak rpenye..
ppe un..17 nov nnt sume nye akn lega..ak xperlu t'seksa agy..
xyah tgok mke dak ue..
or..
pk sal dye sbb ari ue ak akn rse aman...
sbb ari ue sggoh indah utk ak irup udra sgr..haha =D
da r 17 an..mst r cntek tarikh ue..sbb
ak ske gler no.7..
hahhaahahahaha..
xsaba lak nk tggu =D

Friday, December 10, 2010

kisah kentut

ade1 bdak laki ney bru msok skola..klas 3 ape tah..dye asek wat lwk bodo je..lau da pnt..dye kntut
byk kli..tgah2 dye kntut..ttbe ckgu msok..so dye kne jwb soklan ckgu ue..

c:kmu rse spew owg yg x jujo?
m:org yg kntut p dye slh an owg len..
c:org yg goblok?
m:org yg thn kntut b'jam2..
c:org yg bwwsan luas?
m:org yg twu ble nk kntut..
c:org yg sgsre?
m:org yg nk kntut p xley kntut.
c:org yg msteri?
m:dye kntut p xde owg un twu..
c:gugup?
m:org yg ttbe thn kntut wktu spatotnye dye kntut..
c:yg pcye dri sdri?
m:org yg sllu rse kntut dye wangi..
c:sadis?
m:dye kntut p kibas bau kt owg len.
c:pmalu?
m:dye kntut xbunyik sbb dye mlu ngn dri dye.
c:strategik?
m:dye smbunyi an kntut dye dgn ktawe kuat2..
c:org yg bodoh?
m:ble dye kntut cpt2 dye bwu kntut dye tadi..
c:pelik?
m:org yg kntut bunyik t'thn2..cm prot..prot..prot..
c:sombong?
m:owg yg sllu cium bwu kntut dye..pas ue dye ckp "hmm..wangi tol kntut ak"
c:ramah?
m:org yg cium kntut owg len..sye org ramah ckgu!
c:akuatik?
m:owg yg ske kntut lam air..
c:atletik?
m:owg yg kntut smbil kuar tnge dlmn..
c:org yg PINTAR?
m:owg yg knl kntut owg len.

samdol x?cm siot an..p ue r hkkat..p ney men2 je..xde kaitan idop ngn mati..

Thursday, December 2, 2010

ngeng~

huh..lme gler x on..
rindu2..
hahahaha~
nk mepek ape xde idea..
p ade r stu ary ue..
ade maklok mnew tah seybok je..
nk kcu2 owg..
xde keje len ke..
da r ckp mende tah ppew..
tye soklan mengong gler..
sje je wat panas..
rsenye dye mmg mereng kowt..
abes ak gelak an dye..
ue r spew suro kcu owg agy..
mmg sengal r..
sbb bjye wat ak glak..
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
lawak nk mampus...
pas ue dye kte ak gler..
pdhl dye agy gler..
tah ppew tah..