kisah kentut

ade1 bdak laki ney bru msok skola..klas 3 ape tah..dye asek wat lwk bodo je..lau da pnt..dye kntut
byk kli..tgah2 dye kntut..ttbe ckgu msok..so dye kne jwb soklan ckgu ue..

c:kmu rse spew owg yg x jujo?
m:org yg kntut p dye slh an owg len..
c:org yg goblok?
m:org yg thn kntut b'jam2..
c:org yg bwwsan luas?
m:org yg twu ble nk kntut..
c:org yg sgsre?
m:org yg nk kntut p xley kntut.
c:org yg msteri?
m:dye kntut p xde owg un twu..
c:gugup?
m:org yg ttbe thn kntut wktu spatotnye dye kntut..
c:yg pcye dri sdri?
m:org yg sllu rse kntut dye wangi..
c:sadis?
m:dye kntut p kibas bau kt owg len.
c:pmalu?
m:dye kntut xbunyik sbb dye mlu ngn dri dye.
c:strategik?
m:dye smbunyi an kntut dye dgn ktawe kuat2..
c:org yg bodoh?
m:ble dye kntut cpt2 dye bwu kntut dye tadi..
c:pelik?
m:org yg kntut bunyik t'thn2..cm prot..prot..prot..
c:sombong?
m:owg yg sllu cium bwu kntut dye..pas ue dye ckp "hmm..wangi tol kntut ak"
c:ramah?
m:org yg cium kntut owg len..sye org ramah ckgu!
c:akuatik?
m:owg yg ske kntut lam air..
c:atletik?
m:owg yg kntut smbil kuar tnge dlmn..
c:org yg PINTAR?
m:owg yg knl kntut owg len.

samdol x?cm siot an..p ue r hkkat..p ney men2 je..xde kaitan idop ngn mati..